﻿Welcome to the Enrichment Center.
Processing specimens!
Side effects!
Remember "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day!"
Required Test Protocol!
Safety is a goal!
Non-enhanced truth!
High Energy Pellets!
Consequences for failure!
Unsatisfactory marks are followed by death!
Enhanced testing experiences!
This next test is impossible.
The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber.
If we were you, we would quit now!
Quit now, and cake will be served immediately!
Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out!
Weeeeeee.
This test could take a very, very long time!
Feel free to pass out!
No lying!
When the testing is over, you will be missed!
You are an excellent test subject!
Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test!
Thank you for helping us help you help us all!
Donate to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund for Girls!
The Enrichment center wishes you the best of luck!
Well done, android!
Android Hell: a real place!
The Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you!
The Companion Cube cannot speak!
Disregard the advice of the Weighted Companion Cube!
The euthanizing process is remarkably painful!
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube. Congratulations.
You that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
C-c-c-ca-cak…
Congratulations! The test is now over!
Thank you for participating. Goodbye!
We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you.
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success!
Make no further attempt to leave the testing area!
Assume the Party Escort Submission Position!
Hello? Where are you?
I can feel you here...
You haven't escaped, you know.
You're not going the right way!
I don't think you're going where you think you're going!
The test is over! Come back!
We're all impressed at how much you won!
Uh-oh! Somebody cut the cake!
Didn't we have some fun, though?
You were like, "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you."
That was great...
Someday we'll remember this and laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
Good people don't end up here!
All the cake is gone!
Find GlaDOS!
Break hearts!
Deploying surprises!
It's probably some kind of raw sewage container.
Maybe you should marry that thing because you love it so much.
Do you think I'm trying to trick you with reverse psychology?
Have I lied to you? ...I mean, in this menu?
Deadly neurotoxins!
Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive!
Neurotoxins: good on cereal!
Starting now, there's a lot less conversation!
It made shoes for orphans!
What did I ever do to you?
He can't come, because you MURDERED him.
It says so here in your personnel file: unlikeable. Liked by no one.
Very formal!
Very official!
You were adopted!
Who's going to make the cake when I'm gone?
That's you! That's how dumb you sound!
You're not smart!
You're not a scientist!
You're not a doctor!
You're not a full-time employee!
Where did your life go so wrong?
Stop squirming!
I'm going to delete your backup!
You were just struck from the permanent record!
We're both stuck in this place.
One half will be where you live, and I'll live in the other half...
We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
What is that?
Oh, that thing has numbers on it!
Hey, look at that thing. No, that other thing!
Who are you?
Oh, hey, you're the Steve from the test. Hi.
Eww, what's wrong with your legs?!
Do you smell something burning?
This was a triumph!
Huge success!
Aperture Science
We do what we must, because we can!
Getting science done!
I'm being so sincere right now.
Points of data!
I'm GLaD I got burned.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you...
This cake is great.
I'm GLaD I'm not you!
Believe me, I am still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
While you're dying, I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead, I will be still alive.
Still alive.
I see you.
Are you still there?
I don't blame you...
No hard feelings.
She's watchin gyou.
I thought the cube would last forever... I was WRONG.
Now you're thinking with portals.
If at first you don't succeed, you fail.
It's been a long time. How have you been?
I've been really busy being dead. You know... after you MURDERED me!
We both said a lot of things you are going to regret.
I think we can put our differences behind us. 
For science... You monster.
We're a lot alike, you and I.
You tested me, I tested you. You killed me, I – oh no, wait.
You don't know fear. You don't know anything... You'll be PERFECT.
