As seen on YouTube!
Sexy!
Limited edition!
NO RULES!
Pirates?! 
Uncharted 3 oming soon!
1/11/11!
Chloe or Elena!
500 spanish sold!
Multiplayer!
Four.
Wh- What's worse? 
We were almost in that!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Jak & Daxter!
Minecraft!
El goddamn Dorado. 
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
PS3!
Ingots!
You're a dirty old man, Sullivan.
That's amber!
l33t!
Create!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
You will not stand in the way of destiny!
Closed source!
Classy!
I'll kick you to sleep! 
Not on steam!
Oh man!
Check it out!
Awesome community!
Pixels!
Clowns over my death?
Kitty got wet!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced!
90% bug free!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
It was raining!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Elena!
Have you seen The Orb?
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
Oh crap. 
Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
Oh look, it's a life-size statue of your ego.
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Herregud!
Complex cellular automata!
Yes, sir!
Played by cowboys!
OpenGL 1.1!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Age of Wonders is better!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
C'mon, girlie girl. There you go.
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Call your mother!
Monster infighting!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
You've got a brand new key!
Statue of your mom.
Uninflammable!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
NP is not in P!
Notch <3 ez!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Cooler than Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
No children for you! 
Take frequent breaks!
Gimme a boost, buddy.
Han shot first!
Nice to meet you!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Larger than Earth!
Uncharted Pack!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
Karma's a bitch.
150% hyperbole!
Synecdoche!
Let's danec!
Seecret Friday update!
Reference implementation!
Lewd with two dudes with food!
Kiss the sky!
In-coming!
Verlet intregration!
Peter Griffin!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
The Work of Notch!
The sum of its parts!
BTAF used to be good!
I miss ADOM!
Appreciate that update, Captain Obvious 
OICU812!
Bring me Ray Cokes!
Finger-licking!
You, asswipe. Gimme your lighter.
Pneumatic!
Sublime!
Octagonal!
Une baguette!
Gargamel plays it!
Elena is the new top dog!
Planet Minecraft!
Ladies first.
Matt Damon!
Superfragilisticexpialidocious!
Consummate V's!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Nice view!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
I also left the detonator for you!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Grenades. Well, that's convenient.
Regional resources!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, somethingawful!
Woo, Eddie!
Woo, kacboy!
Woo, Sully!
Woo, Uncharted!
Woo, Naughty Dog!
Woo, Planet Minecraft!
Google anlyticsed!
Now supports åäö!
Give us Gordon!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Vote for net neutrality!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
MAP11 has two names!
Omnipotent!
Chloe, now is not the time. 
...!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Jag känner en bot!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Made by kacboy!
Hampsterdance!
Switches and ores!
Menger sponge!
idspispopd!
Desperate times' right?
So fresh, so clean!
Slow acting portals!
Try the Nether!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Twittered about!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Joel is neat!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
Huge tracts of land!
Welcome to your Doom!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while and listen!
Treatment for your rash!
"Noun" is an autonym!
Information wants to be free!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Marco! 
Polo!
The creeper is a spy!
You make it sound so dirty!
Woah! What is he, drunk?